On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cubs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Cubs fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.?
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Cubs fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Cubs fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Cardinals fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Cardinals fan?"
"Because my mom is a Cardinals fan, and my dad is Cardinals fan, so I'm a Cardinals fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Cardinals fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Cubs fan."
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A family of Chicago Cubs fans headed out one Saturday to shop for the youngest boy's birthday.
While in the sports shop the son picks up a Cardinals jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Cardinals fan and I would like this St. Louis Cardinals jersey for my birthday."
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside his head and says, "Go talk to mother."
Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother.
"Mom?"
Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Cardinals fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday."
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Cardinals jersey in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Cardinals fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday."
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back of his head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home.
The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today."
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good! And what is it you learned?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Cardinals fan for an hour and I already hate you Cubbie bastards!"
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Four baseball fans - a Red Sox fan, a Yankees fan, a Cardinals fan, and a Cubs fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Red Sox fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is for the Red Sox!" he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Yankees fan shouts, "This is for the Yankees!" and throws himself off the mountain.
The Cardinals fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, "This is for everyone!" ...and pushes the Cubs fan off the mountain.
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A Cardinals fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Cubs fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Cubs jersey. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!"
The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Cubs fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Cubs fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.?
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Cubs fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Cubs fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Cardinals fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Cardinals fan?"
"Because my mom is a Cardinals fan, and my dad is Cardinals fan, so I'm a Cardinals fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Cardinals fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Cubs fan."
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A family of Chicago Cubs fans headed out one Saturday to shop for the youngest boy's birthday.
While in the sports shop the son picks up a Cardinals jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Cardinals fan and I would like this St. Louis Cardinals jersey for my birthday."
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside his head and says, "Go talk to mother."
Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother.
"Mom?"
Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Cardinals fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday."
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Cardinals jersey in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Cardinals fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday."
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back of his head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home.
The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today."
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good! And what is it you learned?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Cardinals fan for an hour and I already hate you Cubbie bastards!"
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Four baseball fans - a Red Sox fan, a Yankees fan, a Cardinals fan, and a Cubs fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Red Sox fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is for the Red Sox!" he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Yankees fan shouts, "This is for the Yankees!" and throws himself off the mountain.
The Cardinals fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, "This is for everyone!" ...and pushes the Cubs fan off the mountain.
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A Cardinals fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Cubs fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Cubs jersey. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!"
The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Cubs fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Cubs fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."
