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One of those morningssss

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Quiky One

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I'm sure all of you can relate to this somehow or another. Here is how my craptastic morning went......

Woke up early to go get free breakfast at Chick-Fil-A....got passes by an Orange Lambo of some sorts going about 110 on the highway. That was kinda cool actually..haha

So I get to the place and I hear a "ssssssssssss" At this point I am thinking "I hope thats not what I think it is"...well it is. A square rock about an 1" in size was stuffed into my drivers side rear tire. It was hissing pretty good so I pull it out thinking I could air it up and make it home...when I pull it out I then hear ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

At this point I'm like fucccccckkkkkkkk. I must have done something wrong today. haha So I decide to change the tire in the parking lot because I didn't want it sitting where I wasnt at and I didnt want to ruin the tire. So I get the jack and that crap out and it starts raining. Of course my friends are of no help at all...such good friends they are. :crazy:

So at this point I get the spare out (which killed me elbow which had been sore from baseball......) and loosen the lug nuts when I notice some bastard had opened their car door into my rear quarter panel leaving a nice 3" crease. Thanks ya asshole. :explosion:

Now it is a steady drizzle and my once clean hands now had anti seize all over them from where my dad feels the need to apply it to every stinking bolt that ever comes off. So I start using the jack and the stupid thing isnt tall enough to put it on the frame. Good move GM...so I had to uncrank it and reposition it at the rear axle which on a pickup truck is way under there getting my light blue Polo nice and greasy. So I get the old tire off and at this point it is 8:30...school starts at 8:25..

I put the new tire on and leave for school. I get to school and the attendance office doesn't believe why I was late. I was so pissed I ended up walking out..and you know how much adults like to be walked out on by a HS student. So they count me truent...which I ended up taking up with the principle who walked me out to my car and I had to show him the spare tire. Don't they have any thing better to do?

So now my once clean and dry clothes are wet with sweat and rain and my arms have antiseize all over them. I bet I looked like a sight today...thats for sure.

There's my Thursday morning sob story.

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AAA Let them get dirty and wet while I sit in the nice dry car! Then again you live in bumble $hit no where so AAA prolly can't even find you! That's the nice thing about living in the city. I call them and 10 mins later they show up! :D Look at it this way... At least you didn't have the TTA shirt on I made you! Then it would have really sucked!
 
So,
This happened in a truck?
Or, the TTA?
Didn't they have a bathroom at the place you got your breakfast from?
You were in their parking lot.
I'd have gone back home after all that.

:beach:
 
I was on my to school, well...college. So, I never watch morning news or listen to a radio station. I'd roll out of bed, wet my head and out the door.
So what I should have done beside watching the local news was to take consideration of the sky witch was turning black. But, I'm sure I was late for a class that I was barely passing and probably was late anyway. Long story short, I was the only moron walking up a hill with pouring ass rain, trees and stuff falling around, my umbrella disintegrated under the pressure. I make it to the building half way across campus, walk in with everyone at the doors and lobby looking at me like I was crazy. I was soaking wet. The worst tornado in many years had just went through Bowling Green Kentucky (WKU) car dealerships had millions in damage, The malls and shopping centers had major damage. The campus I was walking on reported power outages and car and builiding damage. All the while I was walking through it worried that I would flunk a class I don't even remember now. Oh, yeah high school treachers are just typical people who generally dismiss young people as full of shit, when in reality they are often the idiot. I found that all the high school principals I ever knew couldn't cut the shit in the real world and needed to have a sence of authority to make themselves feel better. Look toward graduation and you'll be good to go. Hell, you got TTA...you've already won.
 
mr.turbota said:
So,
This happened in a truck?
Or, the TTA?
Didn't they have a bathroom at the place you got your breakfast from?
You were in their parking lot.
I'd have gone back home after all that.

:beach:
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Happended in the truck. They did have a bathroom but it takes a good degreaser to get the antisieze completely off.
 
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